I'm bitter.  At least that's what Barack HUSSEIN Obama thinks.  In fact those were the exact words he said to a group of Uber-elitists in San Fransisco a short time ago.  He said it and all the world heard it.

You see, according to Barack HUSSEIN Obama, my life is really a mess.  Don't have a job, healthcare, and no social entitlements.  That's why I'm bitter.  I'm so bitter that I cling to my Bible and my guns.  I'm also homophobic, xenophobic, and any other phobic you can think of.  I'm apathetic, lethargic, and have post-nasal drip(made that last one up).  Oh, and by the way, I don't like illegal immigrants, gays, or the New York Yankees.

I wonder how he knows me so well.  You see, I've never hung around with BHO.  He went to Harvard, I went to a state college.  He became a lawyer, I've tried to avoid lawyers(Q: What do you call 200 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!!).  I go to church on Sunday where I listen to my minister preach the Good News of salvation, He dumped his anti-American, anti-Semitic preacher and church when it was politically expedient.  I guess maybe the only thing he and I have in common is that we both have families, except my wife has always been proud of being an American and both my sons know that there are 50 states not 57.

 So maybe he doesnt know me after all.  If he did, he'd know that I don't cling to my Bible.  My Bible is my roadmap of life and a constant source of inspiration and hope to me.  It's is my audacity to hope.  My Bible is my agent of change.  The Bible tells me to put my faith in God and not man, because man will always disappoint, God will not.  Someone needs to tell Barack HUSSEIN Obama that God is the agent of change, not him.  I do find BHO's sense of morality very interesting tho.  While he turned his back on his minister, his mentor, and the church he attended for 20+ years, he still manages to maintain a cordial relationship with one terrorist and one person under indictment.

I don't cling to my guns either.  I have them, I own them, I possess them for one reason and one reason only: to protect my family and myself.  See, someone needs to explain to BHO that the reason we have guns is because the legal system that he and his other uber-elitists lawyer type friends grew so rich off of, has failed the people it was designed to protect.  We the people have lost our country, it's that plain and simple.  We put our trust not in ourselves but in a sub-culture of American society: the legal uber-elitists.  The legal uber-elitists consist of activist judges and liberal lawyers more interested in the rights of criminals than in the rights of honest law-abiding citizens.  They created a system where the criminals roam free, the cops are helpless, and honest citizens have to rely on themselves for their own protection.  As to the matter of me being against immigrants.  I'm not against immigration, I'm against ILLEGAL immigration.  I have no problem with people immigrating to the US.  I just happen to believe that as a nation, we have the right to limit immigration and insist that immigrants obey our laws.  Not too much to ask, is it?  After all, we'd be required to do the same in their country.  Wanna have some fun?  Sneak across the border into Mexico live and work there illegally and, above all, don't try to learn the language.  See how long you'd last!!!! 

So I guess when all is said and done, Barack HUSSEIN Obama doesn't really know me very well, do he?     And yet, he wants to be my President.  I can understand the MSM's love affair with him.  He's a novelty act and the media love a good novelty act.  They also see his lack of experience and salivate over the many headline grabbing mistakes he's going to make in 4 years.  They are seeing the ratings and counting the money.  Heck it could be so much fun that Dan Rather might want to come out of retirement!

So, there you have it: the Bible and Guns Tour'08.  We'll be here from now until the election blogging on all things Obama and uber-elitistism.  I figure it's gonna take me from now until then to figure out exactly what Barack HUSSEIN Obama knows about me.  And maybe, after the election, I still won't know