Bless me Father for I have sinned.  I havent watched one minute of the Democratic National Convention.  Just can't seem to bring myself to do it.  I just don't have the stomack for hypocrisy, egotism, and booty kissing.  And that's just from the media.

  I do hear that this convention is chock full of entertainment.  Started out on Monday night when Old Whistling Ted Kennedy took the stage and delighted the delegates by playing the Star Spangled Banner.  Ol' Ted just let the Colorado wind whistle through his ears.  He had a bigger hit in the sixties: "I took my car for a long drive off a short pier and only I know why".  What a classic!!!!

  Tuesday night was a real eye opener.  That's when Michelle("I'm only proud to be an American when there's something in it for me")Obama took the stage.  In one short speech she was able to do what the media can't seem to do.  She reduced her husband, Barack HUSSEIN Obama, from the Obamassiah, the Agent of Change, from the new Moses I&II, to a mortal human.  She related the tale(yawn) of how BHO drove her to the hospital to have their baby.  Somehow, I cant help but wonder if he drove one of those gas-guzzling SUV's.  What kind of carbon footprint did he leave?

Last night was the awkward night.  Hilliary Rodham Clinton gave her long winded speech.  She called for party unity.  She might as well have been John the Baptist screaming to an empty house at Red Rocks Amphitheater.  According to the latest polls, half of former Clintonistas say they have no intention of voting for Barack HUSSEIN Obama.  Of those half, 20% have swung toward McCain and the other 30% said they were going to be busy that night at the bowling alley, doing shots and beers.

Sometime today, it is rumored, Bill Clinton will be giving a lecture and a demonstration on the proper care and sexual harrassing of interns.  Should be a wingdinger!

Then the nominating process starts.  If all goes according to the deal Clinton and Obama have worked out, the roll call is suppose to end after the state of New York.  Then it climaxes(See Bill Clinton) with a call for a unanimous vote for BHO.  Which, to me, is a slap in the face to Ohio, Pennyslvannia, and West Virginia.  You remember those states.  That's where all the blue collar bitter people live.  The ones who cling to their BIBLE AND GUNS(Tour '08).

Some things on my mind:

Does Big Mac really need a woman as his Veep to win in November, or could he get by with someone more qualified than Joe Biden.

Why did Barack HUSSEIN Obama introduce Biden as someone who could be President?  I thought President was the job BHO was after.

Did a Chicago-style political deal convince Hilliary to drop her campaign in June?  Did BHO promise her a Supreme Court chair?  And, if so, will she wear the robes or will Bill?

One more thing weighs heavy on my mind.  I know that in order to be sensitive and politically correct, we arent suppose to mention it.  But, after the tragic events of September 11, 2001, I can't help but thinking about it: We sent U.S. troops to Iraq to topple one HUSSEIN, and we want to elect a HUSSEIN for our leader?  And in that vein, how many troops would Iraq send to help us out with our HUSSEIN problem?

If that doesnt make you nervous, I dont know what does.....